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Houston, TX – Scott Kelly, an astronaut who spent almost an entire year in space among the International Space Station, has now been back on planet Earth for a almost two weeks. The New Jersey native is getting situated down here and has been doing press conference upon press conference, letting people know what he experienced in his time in space and how he is adjusting to his time back here.

A year in space can really change a person, but Kelly seems to be doing quite well. He has reunited with his girlfriend and daughters and has eaten McDonald’s everyday since his return. Some of the questions he has been asked at panels, talk shows, or just on the street include, “Did you see any aliens?,” “Is space food really that good?” and “Did you get ever lonely up there?” Upon answering the last question, the University of Tennessee graduate told the audience of a panel at the Space Center that he got quite lonely, but would masturbate to Earth every once in a while.

“It’s such a beautiful planet,” Kelly told the audience. “Around the fifth month I was up there, I decided just to go for it. It was like masturbating to seven million people at once.” An audience member asked the fifty-two-year-old if he has since masturbated to the moon. While Kelly said he has not, he says it’s not completely out of the question.