Washington, DC – In an epic turn of events, Donald Trump has decided to withdraw from the presidential race. The Republican candidate announced his resignation earlier today, stating that he wants to focus on his television show, The Apprentice. Trump says he is proud of how far he made it and is open to maybe running again at some point down the road.

April Fools! But don’t worry, that douche bag won’t actually be elected as our president.

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