The Top Five Leaked Hillary Clinton Text Messages 

The Top Five Leaked Hillary Clinton Text Messages 

We all know about Hillary Clinton’s leaked emails. We recently got a hold of some of her text messages. These are our favorites. A text message to her husband, asking him how to be cool. 2. A text message to one of her many interns, trying to figure out the best pant suit to wear. […]

Facebook Favorites – March 6th, 2016

Facebook Favorites – March 6th, 2016

And another week has gone by already. Here’s some more funny friends. Face Swap is one of the most brilliant creations of our time. When our generation is old and something new comes out, we will probably  say, “That is the greatest thing since Face Swap.” This is a picture of our friend Caitlyn, who […]

Facebook Favorites – February 28th, 2016

Facebook Favorites – February 28th, 2016

We have some funny Facebook friends. Some of them who post things that we have to show as many people as we can. So we decided to start posting our favorite Facebook posts every week. This post comes from a very funny comedian named Josh Day. He tells jokes all over New England and even […]

The Top 10 IOS 9 Features 

The Top 10 IOS 9 Features 

1. Faster loading Internet for all of your porn needs 2. New emojis, including a Swastika and Lil Bub 3. Siri will sass you even more, but still can’t tell you where the closest Target is 4. Passwords now only need a capital letter, a lower case letter, fifteen different numbers, five symbols, a picture […]

How to Whale Watch

How to Whale Watch 1. Get on a boat captained by a man who’s given a gender identity to a large piece of floating fiberglass and holds onto a handshake just a little too long 2. Listen to your sister’s boyfriend talk about how he doesn’t get seasick and used to go to his friend’s […]

50 Names Zooey Deschanel Is Considering for Her Baby

Gluten Free Deschanel Fixed Gear Bicycle Deschanel Basement Show Deschanel Sunny Day Real Estate Deschanel Hunter S. Thompson Deschanel Almond Milk Deschanel Pete and Pete Deschanel South by Southwest Deschanel Wes Anderson Movies Deschanel Mumblecore Deschanel Lena Dunham Deschanel Bon Iver Deschanel Grass Fed Beef Deschanel PBR Deschanel Vonnegut Deschanel Skinny Jeans Deschanel Portland Deschanel […]

Top 10 Things Sasquatch Trackers Have yet to Find

1. A real job 2. Women who take them seriously 3. The G-Spot 4. Sasquatch 5. Respect from their parents 6. The “missing link” 7. Invitations to parties 8. Proof that Harry and the Hendersons is actually a documentary 9. A psychiatrist willing to listen to their nonsense 10. A camera that is reliable enough to work during any of […]

Top 10 Reasons You Know You’re High Right Now

1. You had to read this part twice 2. You can’t find the remote and are stuck watching Telemundo pretending you understand it 3. You just took a break from reading this to make an Eggo waffle 4. You forgot how you got to this page 5. You forgot you were making an Eggo waffle and […]