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Tiger Woods Has Shaky Start at PGA Tournament; Blames It on a ‘Really Hot...

Rochester, NY - Professional golfer, Tiger Woods, is off to a slow start at the PGA tournament being held in Rochester this week. The golfer shot an unimpressive double-bogey yesterday...

Verizon to Release Cochlear Implants and Bring Back ‘Can You Hear Me Now?’ Guy

New York, NY - Verizon Communications Inc., known for being one of the world's leading broadcasting and cable companies, is taking on a new product this winter: cochlear implants. The...

Lil Wayne Found Dead in Hotel; Housekeeper Takes Body to Pawn Shop

Miami, FL - Earlier this morning, Dwayne Michael Carter, JR. - more commonly known as Lil Wayne - was found dead in a hotel room after playing a small...

Daniel Day-Lewis to Play Wife Beater in New Movie; Wife Is Terrified

Los Angeles, CA - Daniel Day-Lewis, famous for movies like, 'Gangs of New York' and 'There Will Be Blood,' recently read and accepted the role of an alcoholic husband...

Man Who Named It ‘Lake Titicaca’ Is Honored in Vermont

Burlington, VT - This past Monday, a new statue was put up in Lakeside Park. The statue, standing at 10 feet and 8 inches, is dedicated to the man...

Gay Marriage Now Allowed in Delaware; Fathers Are Confused over Who Pays for the...

Wilmington, DE - In he beginning of July, the state of Delaware has now allowed same sex marriage. Although this decision has been applauded by many gay rights activists,...

Swedish Phish Cover Band Makes a Name for Themselves

Stockholm, SW - A Phish cover band has started to make a name for themselves. After playing the bar and club scene for the past few years, they recently...

Tom Cruise Comes Out of the Closet; No One is Surprised

Los Angeles, CA - Tom Cruise, famous for movies like 'Top Gun' and 'Jerry Maguire' made a major announcement recently at a press conference in Santa Monica. "I know this...

Purell to Come out with Hand Sanitizer That Takes Care of .01% of Germs...

Akron, OH - Purell, the number one hand sanitizer company, has just announced that it will be coming out with a new product that takes care of the .01%...

Paul Walker to Star in Movie That Doesn’t Have to Do with Cars

Los Angeles, CA - Paul Walker, famous for the Fast and the Furious series and the Fast and Furious series, has just signed on for a romantic comedy that...

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The articles you read on Driftmouse are written mostly by comedian/writers Mikey Weil and Jon Jaffe. They met while they were both working as telemarketers at the same company....

Man’s Apartment Overflows with Dishes; Assumed Woman Would Do Them

Santa Monica, CA - A California man, or more specifically, his apartment, made headlines this morning when it literally overflowed with dirty dishes.  Local news crews descended upon the building...

Demi Moore on Her Sex Life with Bruce Willis: “It Was like He Was...

Los Angeles, CA - In a recent interview, Demi Moore opened up on her former marriage with Bruce Willis, disclosing details about what happened between the two stars behind...

R. Kelly Actually Got Trapped in His Closet

Los Angeles, CA - R. Kelly, famous for such songs as "I Believe I Can Fly" and "Ignition (Remix)" got himself into an embarrassing situation last night at his...

Aaron Carter Admits to Not Actually Beating Shaq in Basketball

Los Angeles, CA - "I just can't hold back this lie anymore," Aaron Carter explained on Twitter last night. "It's been over 12 years now and I just want...
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