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Los Angeles, CA – Willie Nelson, famous for hit songs like ‘On the Road Again’ and ‘Always On My Mind” now needs marijuana for medicinal purposes.

The country singer, famous for his peaceful lifestyle and multiple arrests with cannabis will now have an excuse to indulge in this popular herb.

“Nelson is 80, and has been on tour a good amount of his life.” Explained his doctor. “After playing guitar night after night for all these years, he has finally developed arthritis in his hands.”

“I don’t know what to believe.” DEA agent Robert Nichols explained. “This whole medicinal marijuana craze is a little ridiculous. It seems everyone is taking advantage of it.”

“I can’t wait to take advantage of this.” Nelson recently told us, back stage at a private show at the Nokia Theater.