Nickelodeon Guts Winner Still Trying to Use Aggro Crag to Score Some Tail

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Austin, TX – If you grew up in the 90s, you had some of the same dreams as many other people your age. You wanted to be slimed, win a sweet Casio keyboard, and score a piece of the Aggro Crag. Decades have passed since these Nickelodeon game shows left the air, but winners are still holding onto their well earned prizes. One of these people that sticks out is Ron Carpenter, an Auditor, who once won on Nickolodeon Guts.

Carpenter was one of the winners in 1995, a year before the show came to an end. He won a piece of the Aggro Crag and was instantly scoring pussy left and right at school. The Texas native was able to carry this on all the way through college, but now in his early 30’s, he is struggling to use the prop to pick up women.

“I don’t know what it is,” Carpenter started. “This thing was my mojo for the longest time. I was hooking up with seniors in my high school when I was a freshman. The same thing worked out in college, but now I’m having no luck.” Carpenter told us he has a custom shirt of him holding the prize and he wears it out to the bars. To become more with the times, he told us he plans on going on Wipe Out to win a prize from there to pick his streak back up again.