Godzilla Shows up in Rio Just Weeks Before 2016 Olympics

Rio de Janeiro - With less than a month until the 2016 Olympics, Rio is falling apart. Body parts have shown up on the beaches where some of the...

682 People Hit by Cars While Playing Pokémon Go; So Far

It's been less than a week since Pokémon Go came out and the augmented reality mobile game has already taken over Australia, New Zealand, and the United States. Sixty...

IKEA Founder Dead at 90; Surviving Family Forced to Build Coffin from Scratch

Småland, Sweden - Igvar Feodor Kamprad, the founder of the billion-dollar furniture brand IKEA, passed away yesterday morning peacefully in his home. The business magnate had been ill for...

Uber Announces New Piggyback Service

San Francisco, CA - It seems like every time you turn around, Uber has come up with a new service for their transportation company. What started off once as...

Crayola to Change “Black” Crayon to “African American” Crayon

Forks Township, PA - In an effort to keep everything politically correct, companies are always changing their ways to avoid any type of accusations from customers. Football teams are changing...

Astronaut Scott Kelly Admits to Masturbating to Planet Earth a Handful of Times

Houston, TX - Scott Kelly, an astronaut who spent almost an entire year in space among the International Space Station, has now been back on planet Earth for a...

Kim Jong-un Adds Eighth Day to North Korean Calendar; Inspired by Popular Beatles’ Song

Pyongyang, North Korea - Another day has passed in North Korea, which means that supreme leader, Kim Jong-un, has made another executive decision in his homeland. Jong-un is constantly...

Pope Francis Diagnosed with Heart Disease after Three Days in America

Washington, D.C. - The leader of Catholicism is currently on a small tour around the United States, where he is meeting with politicians, congressmen and women, and his followers....

Syrian Refugees Realize They’re Trying to Get into Hungary; Turn Back Around

Hungary - Refugees from the Middle East, seeking relief from the war torn region, have been flocking to the borders of Europe. Hungary, among other countries, have begun cracking...

Asteroid Headed For Connecticut; NASA Has No Plans to Stop It

Houston, TX - Everyday, astronomers are observing space to look for any sign of asteroids, meteors, or anything else that might be making contact with Earth in the near...

Great White Really Hoping to Score “Major Pussy” After Appearing on Shark Week

Port Lincoln, South Australia - The summer is finally here. The air conditioners have been installed, boxes upon boxes of freeze pops have been purchased, and people have spent hours...

Monk Breaks Silence to Ask Why People Are Still Keeping up with the Kardashians

Kathmandu, Nepal - Monks are thought of as peaceful, non-violent people. They practice different forms of meditation so they can reach ultimate enlightenment. Buddhist monks, or bhikkhus, take five...

Local Man Lost in IKEA for a Decade Finally Finds His Way Out

Philadelphia, PA - If you've ever been to IKEA before, you know that place is one giant maze. In fact, the Swedish manufacturer and retailer of furniture, appliances, and...

American Movie Theaters to Play only ‘The Notebook’ Upon Kim Jong-un’s Request

Hollywood, CA - This past week has been quite the roller coaster ride for Sony Pictures and Seth Rogen and James Franco's new movie, 'The Interview.' The new comedy, brought...

McDonald’s Takes the “Mc” off of Its Name to Appeal to More Than Just...

Oak Brook, IL - McDonald's is the worlds largest chain of hamburger fast-food restaurants. The chain has been around since the 1940s and has expanded to 35,000 locations in more...
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