Dan Brown Admits to Doing Way Too Much Acid When Visiting Vatican City on...

Exeter, NH - In 2003, a booked titled The Da Vinci Code was published and became an instant classic. The mystery-detective novel follows a murder in Europe and deals...

Santa Asks for Gluten-Free Cookies and Almond Milk This Year

North Pole - For the last few years, gluten-free items and other healthier versions of our favorite snacks and drinks are becoming more and more popular. Although most people...

Elf Union Demands Higher Pay; Santa Outsources to China

North Pole - On November 1st, stores filled their shelves with decorations for Christmas time. It's still two weeks away for Thanksgiving, but stockings, miniature Christmas trees, and other...

The Fappening Sparks Worldwide Carpal Tunnel Endemic

Spirit Lake, IA - Last weekend, the internet blew up as nude photographs of celebrities like The Hunger Games' Jennifer Lawrence and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit's Kate Upton made their way...

Nigerian Prince Attempts to Share Wealth with Americans; Is Ignored by All of Them

Abuja, Nigeria - Akoni Okonkwo, a prince in the capital of Nigeria is not like usual princes. He has never been one for money and wealth and spends most of...

Israel Generously Donates Technology to Palestine

Gaza Strip, Palestine- In lieu of complaints about the current missile warning system for Palestinian citizens, Israel has generously agreed to provide a new iPhone application to warn them. The...

Homeless Man Wins Lottery; People on His Route Ask Him for Money

Boston, MA - Outside of Fanueil Hall, the heart of Massachusetts's capital, a middle-aged homeless man asks tourists and Bostonians for spare change. Well, that was up until last...

New Passages Malibu Commercial Leads to Increase in Drug Addicts

Malibu, CA - Last weekend, a new commercial for Passages Malibu came to television. By the end of the week, the number of people checking themselves in was at...

Kim Jong-un Wants to Destroy America for Ending Jersey Shore

North Korea - The Jersey Shore got cancelled. How did you let your country cancel the greatest show of all time?" Kim Jung-un, leader of North Korea asked  Barack...
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