Rob Gronkowski’s Latest Concussion Renders Him Literate

Rob Gronkowski’s Latest Concussion Renders Him Literate

Foxborough, MA – With the Super Bowl only one weekend away, the New England Patriots and the Philadelphia Eagles are gearing up for quite a match. Both teams have been spending extra time practicing on their respected fields, working out in their gyms, and gathering around in the locker room to watch footage of their […]

Tom Brady Confirms Plans to Retire After Season

Tom Brady Confirms Plans to Retire After Season

Foxborough, MA – Tom Brady is a household name. The California native has five Super Bowl rings and has won more Super Bowl MVPs than any other football player in the history of the sport. The Patriots quarterback has been playing for the same team since the turn of the century and wants to end […]

Godzilla Shows up in Rio Just Weeks Before 2016 Olympics

Godzilla Shows up in Rio Just Weeks Before 2016 Olympics

Rio de Janeiro – With less than a month until the 2016 Olympics, Rio is falling apart. Body parts have shown up on the beaches where some of the games will be held, olympians are choosing not to attend the games because of health scares, and now one of the largest, both physically and figuratively, […]