Ken Griffey III Strikes out Once Again in Intramural Baseball

Houston, TX - First there was Ken Griffey Sr. The Pennsylvania native played in the Major Leagues for almost two decades. The three-time All Star played the majority of...

Kim Jong-Un Remaking Space Jam Starring Dennis Rodman

North Korea - Lucy and Ethel. Thelma and Louise. Romy and Michelle. These are some of the greatest friendships we have seen over the last two centuries. One of...

Rob Gronkowski’s Latest Concussion Renders Him Literate

Foxborough, MA - With the Super Bowl only one weekend away, the New England Patriots and the Philadelphia Eagles are gearing up for quite a match. Both teams have...

Kanye West Begins Filming Where Are They Now?

Hollywood, CA - Let's face it: Kanye won't be around forever. The brilliant producer turned rapper has already shown his flame is fading over the past few years. He...

Tom Brady Confirms Plans to Retire After Season

Foxborough, MA - Tom Brady is a household name. The California native has five Super Bowl rings and has won more Super Bowl MVPs than any other football player...

New Healthcare Plan “Accidentally” Printed in Russian

Washington, D.C. - It's been a hell of a month for Trump. He has lost most of his supporters, Japan's first lady pretended not to know English to avoid...

You’ll Never Guess Where the Stars of Two Girls One Cup Are Today

One of them is addicted to meth. And the other one is dead. From meth.

Jack McBrayer Arrested After Bar Fight on Sunset Boulevard

Hollywood, CA - Alcohol can really bring out the worst in a person. This was proven last after America's sweetheart, Jack McBrayer, was arrested outside of a bar on Sunset...

Eugene Levy’s Eyebrows Finally Morph into Butterflies

Hollywood, CA - The time has finally come: Eugene Levy's eyebrows have turned into butterflies. The Canadian actor has been in front of the camera for almost five decades...

Jonathan Taylor Thomas to Reprise Role in Live-Action ‘The Lion King’

Hollywood, CA - You probably can't count on your two hands how many live-action remakes Disney has planned for the next few years. After the success of Jon Favreau's...

Eagle That Attacked Trump Currently Recording Rap Album

Washington, D.C. - It's hard to narrow down the most ridiculous moments of Trump's time in the White House so far. From mocking a disabled reporter to banning some Middle...

Betsy DeVos Finally Learns Her ABCs

Washington, D.C. - It's a big day for Betsy DeVos. This isn't because she passed any bills to help our flawed educational system. It does have to do with...

Kellyanne Conway to Become New Verizon Spokesperson

Washington, D.C. - Kelleyanne Conway is in the news almost as much as Trump these days. From getting trolled by "fans" to being parodied on Saturday Night Live by...

Sinbad Fired After Not Showing up for His Shift at Walmart

Hollywood, CA - Sinbad had it all in the 90s. He was a beloved stand-up comedian, co-starred in films like Jingle All the Way and Good Burger and he even...

New Bourne Film Just Exterior Shots of Government Buildings

Hollywood, CA - Lucky members of Hollywood and the press attended a private screening of the newest film in the Bourne franchise last night. The sixth film in the...