Jack McBrayer Arrested After Bar Fight on Sunset Boulevard

Jack McBrayer Arrested After Bar Fight on Sunset Boulevard

Hollywood, CA – Alcohol can really bring out the worst in a person. This was proven last after America’s sweetheart, Jack McBrayer, was arrested outside of a bar on Sunset Boulevard. The 30 Rock star was lining up some songs on a jukebox when a USC student confronted him for his choice of songs. “McBrayer comes here […]

Eugene Levy’s Eyebrows Finally Morph into Butterflies

Eugene Levy’s Eyebrows Finally Morph into Butterflies

Hollywood, CA – The time has finally come: Eugene Levy’s eyebrows have turned into butterflies. The Canadian actor has been in front of the camera for almost five decades now and the world has waited in anticipation for this moment since day one. If you’re not sure what you’re reading right now, Eugene Levy is known […]

Beachball at Nickelback Concert Pops Itself

Beachball at Nickelback Concert Pops Itself

Nashville, TN – It seems the whole world hates Nickelback, yet the band still manages to top the charts and sell out arenas all over the world. The Canadian rockers released a new single, “Feed the Machine,” last month and followed-up that existent anticipation by announcing a summer tour of the same name. To prepare […]

Naked Cowboy Migrates South for the Winter

Naked Cowboy Migrates South for the Winter

Miami, FL – Although this winter is not as harsh as the previous ones, you can always count on birds to migrate south for the winter. Flocks of birds, sometimes in fun shapes, leave the cold for a warmer climate. However, birds aren’t the only creatures that leave the cold for a more desirable season. […]

Mark Wahlberg Anxiously Awaits Next Tragedy

Mark Wahlberg Anxiously Awaits Next Tragedy

Hollywood, CA – The movie industry is always cashing in on whatever makes them money. It doesn’t matter if it upsets people, if it lines their wallet with more money, than they will green-light anything. Right now, the film industry is making billions of dollars off of prequels, sequels and remakes. It seems the industry […]

Jay Leno Caught Having Sex with Car

Jay Leno Caught Having Sex with Car

Los Angeles, CA – Jay Leno is known for many things. The comedian-turned-late night host has spent more than half his life on television. He was a recurring guest on shows like Hollywood Squares, Late Night with David Letterman, and The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, and he hosted The Jay Leno Show and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on […]

Steve Buscemi Partners with Kmart to Release New Sweatpant Line

Steve Buscemi Partners with Kmart to Release New Sweatpant Line

Brooklyn, NY – Steve Buscemi is known for some great things. The Brooklyn native has played some of the most memorable roles in Adam Sandler productions, made most gangsters look like amateurs, and he was even one of the volunteer firefighters to respond to the 9/11 tragedy and help out. At fifty-eight-years-old, the ‘Fargo’ star […]

Ken Bone to Star in Marvel Porn Parody

Ken Bone to Star in Marvel Porn Parody

Belleville, IL – It doesn’t take much to become a “celebrity” in this country. Maybe your dad made it so a murderer was found innocent and then you make a sex tape. Or your dad owns a bunch of hotels and you now hit space bar on a laptop and call yourself a DJ. Or […]

Study Shows Men Have a 31.6% Chance of Dating Taylor Swift

Study Shows Men Have a 31.6% Chance of Dating Taylor Swift

Cambridge MA – Within what seemed like moments after returning from a vacation with her then boyfriend, Calvin Harris, singer-songwriter Taylor Swift packed her bags and headed out on vacation with her new boyfriend, Tom Hiddelston, who plays opposite Chris Hemsworth in the Thor franchise. Swift has been known for dating many different men, but it seems she’s going […]