Newest Cuban Defector Signed by the Red Sox Shocks the World; Is the Age...

Boston, MA - The newest member of the Red Sox, Cuban defector Rusney Castillo, has shocked the world after investigators confirm he is actually 27 years old, which is...

Cubs Fans Petition for Javy Baez Statue after Debut Game‏

  Chicago, IL - Hundreds of Chicago Cubs fans have signed a petition in an attempt to erect a statue of rookie phenom, Javy Baez, in the center field of...

Lebron James Depressed after Kawhi Says He’s Still Fat

Cleveland, OH - It has been a busy summer for Lebron James, who, on July 11th sparked excitement throughout the city with the decision to return to play for...

Cincinnati Fans Opposed to Ginger Quarterback‏

Cincinnati, OH -- The Cincinnati Bengals recently announced the contract extension of quarterback, Andy Dalton, for another six years. Mixed emotions can be expected regarding the deal, as Dalton,...

Derek Jeter to Leave Teammates with Gift Baskets

New York, NY - Legendary shortstop Derek Jeter is getting ready to end his last season playing baseball. The New York Yankee, who has has won five World Series...

Local Man Wonders if He Can Still Submit a Bracket for March Madness

Boston, MA - As the first weekend of March Madness has come to a close, people all across the country are upset by teams like Duke letting them down...

Raymond Felton Arrested Over Tub of Ice Cream

New York, NY - Raymond Felton, the starting guard for the New York Knicks, was arrested on illegal gun possession at 3:00 in the morning last night. The arrest...

A-Rod to Read All Twilight Books While on Suspension

New York, NY - Alex Rodriguez, the third baseman for the New York Yankees, has withdrawn the appeal on his suspension from the MLB. The Empire State native has accepted...

Derek Jeter; Baseball’s Bubble Boy

New York, NY - In his latest comeback, Derek Jeter arrived in Toronto, at The Rogers Centre in an armored motorcade the likes that would make President Obama’s look...

Tim Tebow Struck by Lighting; Becomes Average NFL Quarterback

Boston, MA - Amongst horrified onlookers, Tim Tebow was reportedly struck by lightning yesterday. Moments after signing a contract to become the newest New England Patriot, Tebow headed onto the...
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