Forks Township, PA – In an effort to keep everything politically correct, companies are always changing their ways to avoid any type of accusations from customers. Football teams are changing their names, slogans have been updated, and now Crayola has decided to make a major change to one of their colors.
Hallmark, the largest manufacturer of greeting cards, announced earlier today that the black Crayola crayon will now be change to the African American Crayon. The decision has been made so nobody gets offended. Hallmark will be spending millions of dollars to make this change; including throwing out every box of crayons on shelves, on trucks, and in the factory.
The next move will be changing the names of the yellow and brown crayons.