Kim Jong-Un Remaking Space Jam Starring Dennis Rodman

North Korea – Lucy and Ethel. Thelma and Louise. Romy and Michelle. These are some of the greatest friendships we have seen over the last two centuries. One of the more recent ones, however, is the one of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un and former NBA star Dennis Rodman. Over the past few years, Jong-Un […]

Crooked Boston Cop Just in It for the Pasta

  South Boston, MA – For as long as police officahs have patrolled our streets, there has always been some that were corrupt. Policemen have had ties with politicians, celebrities and most importantly, the mafia. Although the mafia has quieted down around the country over the last few decades, it still stays somewhat prahminent in […]

Eagle That Attacked Trump Currently Recording Rap Album

Eagle That Attacked Trump Currently Recording Rap Album

Washington, D.C. – It’s hard to narrow down the most ridiculous moments of Trump’s time in the White House so far. From mocking a disabled reporter to banning some Middle Eastern countries from entering our country, the 45th President of the United States has really built up a list of crazy moments in just a few months. […]

Betsy DeVos Finally Learns Her ABCs

Betsy DeVos Finally Learns Her ABCs

Washington, D.C. – It’s a big day for Betsy DeVos. This isn’t because she passed any bills to help our flawed educational system. It does have to do with education, though. The United States Secretary of Education has made a giant leap in her own education, as she has finally learned her ABCs! “It’s been […]

Kellyanne Conway to Become New Verizon Spokesperson

Kellyanne Conway to Become New Verizon Spokesperson

Washington, D.C. – Kelleyanne Conway is in the news almost as much as Trump these days. From getting trolled by “fans” to being parodied on Saturday Night Live by the talented Kate McKinnon, it’s hard to turn on the television or check Facebook without seeing the New Jersey native’s name. Just earlier today, Conway showed […]

The Experiment

The Experiment

Writer’s Notes: I wrote this almost seven years ago. I was on the Vineyard and I woke up from a nap on a windowsill. I looked at my father and his best friend and I told them, “I just had the craziest dream!” I jumped up, grabbed my notebook and turned my dream into this […]

Local Teen Having Tough Time Masturbating in New Tiny House

Local Teen Having Tough Time Masturbating in New Tiny House

Longmont, CO – Tiny homes are one of the biggest trends these days. If you flip through the channels, you’ll see many new shows showcasing this architectural and social movement. Married couples, bachelors, and families are all moving from their normal-sized houses into tiny homes. People are making the move to spend less and live within […]

Forest Whitaker’s Left Eye to Retire from Acting

Forest Whitaker’s Left Eye to Retire from Acting

Hollywood, CA – Fresh off of the lengthy press tour for the newest Star Wars movie, Forest Whitaker announced on Twitter this morning that his left eye will be retiring from acting. The Texas native is a well known actor and producer, but is most notorious for his eyes. Whitaker has ptosis, which causes a dropping […]