Author Archives: Mikey Weil
Eagle That Attacked Trump Currently Recording Rap Album
Washington, D.C. – It’s hard to narrow down the most ridiculous moments of Trump’s time in the White House so far. From mocking a disabled reporter to banning some Middle Eastern countries from entering our country, the 45th President of the United States has really built up a list of crazy moments in just a few months. […]
Betsy DeVos Finally Learns Her ABCs
Washington, D.C. – It’s a big day for Betsy DeVos. This isn’t because she passed any bills to help our flawed educational system. It does have to do with education, though. The United States Secretary of Education has made a giant leap in her own education, as she has finally learned her ABCs! “It’s been […]
Kellyanne Conway to Become New Verizon Spokesperson
Washington, D.C. – Kelleyanne Conway is in the news almost as much as Trump these days. From getting trolled by “fans” to being parodied on Saturday Night Live by the talented Kate McKinnon, it’s hard to turn on the television or check Facebook without seeing the New Jersey native’s name. Just earlier today, Conway showed […]
Sinbad Fired After Not Showing up for His Shift at Walmart
Hollywood, CA – Sinbad had it all in the 90s. He was a beloved stand-up comedian, co-starred in films like Jingle All the Way and Good Burger and he even had his own sitcom for a few years. It’s been a tough last few years for David Askins, though. Not only has the Michigan native filed […]
New Bourne Film Just Exterior Shots of Government Buildings
Hollywood, CA – Lucky members of Hollywood and the press attended a private screening of the newest film in the Bourne franchise last night. The sixth film in the series, The Bourne Return, sees Damon back in his original role, trying to avoid the people who made him who he is or whatever the premise of […]
The Experiment
Writer’s Notes: I wrote this almost seven years ago. I was on the Vineyard and I woke up from a nap on a windowsill. I looked at my father and his best friend and I told them, “I just had the craziest dream!” I jumped up, grabbed my notebook and turned my dream into this […]
So Damn Heavy – Allegra Jane
Allegra Jane melds classical training with deep hip-hop inspiration to create a neo-soul, R&B sound that is both familiar and completely refreshing. Hailing from New England with immersive experiences studying music in NYC, Germany and West Africa, Jane blends diverse influences to create a sound that former Clipse road manager Sommer McCoy calls “effortlessly soulful”. […]
The Expendables 4: Shipwrecked to Resume Where Cast Last Washed Up
Hollywood, CA – Sequels are pretty much all Hollywood has going for them these days. Whether or not they are good movies, they at least make a lot of money for the film industry. With only two months into this year, sequels in the Underworld, xXx, and Resident Evil film franchise have already hit theaters. Throughout the year, we […]
Local Teen Having Tough Time Masturbating in New Tiny House
Longmont, CO – Tiny homes are one of the biggest trends these days. If you flip through the channels, you’ll see many new shows showcasing this architectural and social movement. Married couples, bachelors, and families are all moving from their normal-sized houses into tiny homes. People are making the move to spend less and live within […]
Lullaby – Franki Love
Franki Love is an award-winning singer/songwriter living in both Los Angeles and NYC. A classically trained pianist, she grew up playing the piano at age four and also plays the guitar. Love started her career by performing at local coffee shops in Los Angeles and captured the attention of many notable producers and musicians. She […]
Beachball at Nickelback Concert Pops Itself
Nashville, TN – It seems the whole world hates Nickelback, yet the band still manages to top the charts and sell out arenas all over the world. The Canadian rockers released a new single, “Feed the Machine,” last month and followed-up that existent anticipation by announcing a summer tour of the same name. To prepare […]
The Machine – Arakara
“There’s no good music anymore.” It’s a phrase we’ve all heard, and maybe even said it ourselves. Today’s music just lacks the same soul and passion. Autotuned pop singers bleach their hair and blow glitter everywhere, boy bands run amuck, and even metal rarely ventures outside the lowest string anymore (and often couple their music […]