Carnival Cruise Line Guests Stumble upon Cannibalistic Tribe

Carnival Cruise Line Guests Stumble upon Cannibalistic Tribe

Cozumel – There are many reasons one may never go on a cruise. Fear of falling overboard, becoming seasick, claustrophobia; these are all reasons that may cause one to refrain from hitting the open seas for gambling, drinking, and entertainment. A recent Carnival Cruise line stopped by Cozumel’s port of call for fun in the sun. Some […]

Donald Trump’s Cabinet Joins Local Dodgeball League

Donald Trump’s Cabinet Joins Local Dodgeball League

Washington, D.C. – As of tomorrow, Donald Trump will be our president. Even worse than that, the billionaire has rounded up a cabinet of wealthy people who know absolutely nothing about the role they will soon be taking on. To say that we are all in trouble is quite the understatement. Videos have been surfacing […]

Mark Wahlberg Anxiously Awaits Next Tragedy

Mark Wahlberg Anxiously Awaits Next Tragedy

Hollywood, CA – The movie industry is always cashing in on whatever makes them money. It doesn’t matter if it upsets people, if it lines their wallet with more money, than they will green-light anything. Right now, the film industry is making billions of dollars off of prequels, sequels and remakes. It seems the industry […]

Forest Whitaker’s Left Eye to Retire from Acting

Forest Whitaker’s Left Eye to Retire from Acting

Hollywood, CA – Fresh off of the lengthy press tour for the newest Star Wars movie, Forest Whitaker announced on Twitter this morning that his left eye will be retiring from acting. The Texas native is a well known actor and producer, but is most notorious for his eyes. Whitaker has ptosis, which causes a dropping […]

Jay Leno Caught Having Sex with Car

Jay Leno Caught Having Sex with Car

Los Angeles, CA – Jay Leno is known for many things. The comedian-turned-late night host has spent more than half his life on television. He was a recurring guest on shows like Hollywood Squares, Late Night with David Letterman, and The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, and he hosted The Jay Leno Show and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on […]

Steve Buscemi Partners with Kmart to Release New Sweatpant Line

Steve Buscemi Partners with Kmart to Release New Sweatpant Line

Brooklyn, NY – Steve Buscemi is known for some great things. The Brooklyn native has played some of the most memorable roles in Adam Sandler productions, made most gangsters look like amateurs, and he was even one of the volunteer firefighters to respond to the 9/11 tragedy and help out. At fifty-eight-years-old, the ‘Fargo’ star […]

Ken Bone to Star in Marvel Porn Parody

Ken Bone to Star in Marvel Porn Parody

Belleville, IL – It doesn’t take much to become a “celebrity” in this country. Maybe your dad made it so a murderer was found innocent and then you make a sex tape. Or your dad owns a bunch of hotels and you now hit space bar on a laptop and call yourself a DJ. Or […]

The Night Of

The Night Of

I’m very tired right now. This past week, I’ve been staying up until almost 3:00am watching The Night Of. If you know anything about me, then you know I believe in the paranormal very strongly. I say that because I hate being awake past three in the morning. That is the witching hour, when spirits […]