New York, NY – Two things are certain; Arabs and Jews have been fighting since the dawn of time, and Jimmy Fallon loves playing games on his late night now. Over the past seven weeks, both Israel and Gaza have been at it, resulting in widespread destruction and many civilian deaths. At the same time, Jimmy Fallon has played various games with guests on his show such as Jason Statham, Julia Roberts, and Pierce Brosnan.
When news broke of the recent ceasefire, writers from the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon jumped on the opportunity to reach out to both Gaza and Israel. After both countries listened to the pitch, they decided to end the feuding once and for all by appearing on the Tonight Show and battling it out over a popular board game.
Reuven Rivlin, President of Israel, and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, are huge fans of Fallon going all the way back to his earlier work. “I couldn’t believe it when I heard it was his show on the phone,” Rivlin told us. “I’ve watched SNL since I was a child and I’ve watched Fever Pitch so many times I can quote it without it even being on. I look forward to being on the show and I think this is the best way to settle everything.”
Abbas was just as excited. “Taxi is my favorite movie,” he told us. “Fallon and Queen Latifah were the best on-screen duo out there. I can’t wait to meet him in person.”
The leaders will appear on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon next week, where the fate of both countries will be decided over the game of beer pong. Cards Against Humanity was unfortunately ruled out.