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Aunt Gladys Is Spirit Halloween’s Hottest Costume of the Year

Boston, MA Move over sexy nurse, there’s a new queen of Halloween. Spirit Halloween reports that its top-selling costume so far this year is none other than Aunt Gladys from the horror movie Weapons. The bizarre character—known for her haunting stare, oversized glasses, and inexplicable accessories—has sparked a cultural moment no one saw coming. According […]

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After All-Woman Crew’s Historic Space Trip, Marvel Sends ‘Fantastic Four’ Cast to Space for Promo

“If six women can go to space for science, four actors can go for clout,” says Marvel rep. In a bold, deeply unnecessary move, Marvel Studios has announced that the four stars of its upcoming Fantastic Four reboot will be launched into actual space “as part of a groundbreaking press tour.” The studio confirmed the […]

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Rainforest Animal Elmo Modeled After Photographed for First Time

Amazon Rainforest, March 10, 2025 – In a discovery that has left puppeteers and zoologists equally baffled, a team of eccentric researchers has uncovered a bizarre, crimson-furred creature deep in the Amazon jungle, which they claim is the long-lost inspiration for Sesame Street’s beloved Elmo. Dubbed Elmus amazonicus or “Wild Elmo” by the team, the […]

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Sexiest Man Not Alive Ripped From Shelves

New York, NY – People magazine named John Krasinski as Sexiest Man Alive. The man who once played goofy, but lovable Jim Halpert on The Office has gone on too start in big blockbuster action films like 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, A Quiet Place and Amazon Prime’s Jack Ryan series. Copies of […]

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Trans-Siberian Orchestra Banned from White House

Washington, D.C. – It has only been a week since the election and the United States is still trying to grasp the idea of having Trump for another four years. Even though Biden is still the leader of the free world until the end of the year, but Trump is already starting to make moves […]

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Emotional Support Dogs Form Union, Demand Better Working Conditions and Treats

In an unprecedented move that has tails wagging across the nation, emotional support dogs have come together to form their very own union, the United Canine Workers (UCW). The decision comes after years of tireless work providing emotional support to their humans without adequate recognition, proper working conditions, or a fair share of treats. Barking […]

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