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Digitally Edited Clouds Show Up in Sky to Advertise Jordan Peele’s Nope

Hollywood, CA – To advertise your product today, you have to really stand out. This has been true for movies for the last few decades and everyday production companies are coming up with new ideas to sell tickets to their films. In 1996, upon the release of Independence Day there were fake “breaking news” broadcasts […]

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Disney Announces Jar Jar Binks Origin Series, Podcast, and Attraction

Hollywood, CA – Fresh off of the release of Obi Wan-Kenobi hitting their streaming platform, Disney has announced the next series in its lineup of Star Wars spin-offs. Coming to Disney+ this August is Mesa Mr Binks, the origin story of the beloved Star Wars character. The 8-episode series will focus on the upbringing of […]

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“I Got a Dog. Are You Happy Now?” Trump Announces to Country

Washington, DC – Reality television host turned 45th president, Donald Trump, has a lot to apologize. The way the New York native responded to the devastation in Puerto Rico, how he has underplayed the pandemic, the way he has handled the peaceful protests revolving the Black Lives Matter movement, the illegal actions he has put […]

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Confused Trump Sends Military to Ben Gibbard’s House to Ban New Postal Service Music

Seattle, WA – A few weeks ago, Donald Trump set his sights on his next target: The U.S. Postal Service. Since his term started almost four years ago, the 45th president has come after organizations such as NATO, as well as companies like Twitter. The New York native is taking this next vendetta to “Such […]

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Four Octogenarian Women Murder Husbands to Live Out Golden Girls Fantasy

Miami, FL – Since the start of Covid-19, relationships have either suffered or strengthened as people have been quarantined with their partners. Divorce attorneys are already seeing a surge in divorce rates, but a recent story coming out of nowhere else but Florida actually has been in the plans since before everything. In the early […]

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American Bald Eagle Relocates to Canada

Homer, AK – There is a lot going on in the United States. The reality-television host turned 45th president has handled a pandemic in the worst possible way, police brutality and an uprising in White Supremacy have shaken its residents, and the way the way immigration is addressed Samuel Wingman, an American Bald Eagle in […]

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