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Emotional Support Dogs Form Union, Demand Better Working Conditions and Treats

In an unprecedented move that has tails wagging across the nation, emotional support dogs have come together to form their very own union, the United Canine Workers (UCW). The decision comes after years of tireless work providing emotional support to their humans without adequate recognition, proper working conditions, or a fair share of treats. Barking […]

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Toothfairy Having Tough Time Keeping up With Inflation

In the whimsical world of childhood fantasies, not even the Tooth Fairy is immune to the grim realities of economic inflation. In a candid interview, the Tooth Fairy, who wishes to remain anonymous to protect her mystical identity, revealed the financial struggles she’s been facing. “I used to get by with a few quarters and […]

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Season Three of the White Lotus to Take Place in Peterborough, NH

Peterborough, NH – Fresh off of season two of the critically acclaimed HBO Max series, the White Lotus will be heading to the Monadnock region for season three. The first two seasons have taken place in two different locations that boast the wealthy, yet fake hotel, The White Lotus. The first season took place in […]

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Digitally Edited Clouds Show Up in Sky to Advertise Jordan Peele’s Nope

Hollywood, CA – To advertise your product today, you have to really stand out. This has been true for movies for the last few decades and everyday production companies are coming up with new ideas to sell tickets to their films. In 1996, upon the release of Independence Day there were fake “breaking news” broadcasts […]

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Disney Announces Jar Jar Binks Origin Series, Podcast, and Attraction

Hollywood, CA – Fresh off of the release of Obi Wan-Kenobi hitting their streaming platform, Disney has announced the next series in its lineup of Star Wars spin-offs. Coming to Disney+ this August is Mesa Mr Binks, the origin story of the beloved Star Wars character. The 8-episode series will focus on the upbringing of […]

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“I Got a Dog. Are You Happy Now?” Trump Announces to Country

Washington, DC – Reality television host turned 45th president, Donald Trump, has a lot to apologize. The way the New York native responded to the devastation in Puerto Rico, how he has underplayed the pandemic, the way he has handled the peaceful protests revolving the Black Lives Matter movement, the illegal actions he has put […]

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