American Bald Eagle Relocates to Canada
Homer, AK – There is a lot going on in the United States. The reality-television host turned 45th president has handled a pandemic in the worst possible way, police brutality and an uprising in White Supremacy have shaken its residents, and the way the way immigration is addressed Samuel Wingman, an American Bald Eagle in […]
Robert De Niro Takes on Second Job as Taxi Driver to Cover Monthly Expenses
Hollywood, CA – Ever since the beginning of COVID, artists of all types have struggled. Musicians and comics can’t tour right now. Broadway has been shut down. Actors, filmmakers, and production crews are unable to do their jobs. Yet the ones that we are hearing about most are the ones that are still living quite […]
Kanye West Announces Hologram of Himself as Running Mate
Los Angeles, CA – As if this summer couldn’t get any worse, Kanye West decided to step in and announce that he is running for president in 2020. The Chicago native is a little late to the party, literally, but is eligible if enough people vote for him as a write-in. Over the last few […]
Celine Dion’s Heart Still Going on
Montreal, Quebec – On December 19th, 1997 a little movie called Titanic hit theaters all over the world and really introduced the world to the brilliance of James Cameron, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Kate Winslet. The movie tells a fictionalized version of the tragedy of the unsinkable boat’s fate on the night of April 15th, 1912. […]
Bisexual Pride Parade to Go Both Ways Down Street
Portland, OR – It’s June, which means many things. Summer is finally here, the days are getting a little longer, and it is time to celebrate Pride. Every year, on the sixth month, the world celebrates Pride in honor of the 1969 Stonewall Riots in Manhattan. The historical event took place over six days and […]
The King of Staten Island
*No major spoilers are in this review. Mostly just me talking about Pete Davidson’s background, my love for comedy and comedians, and the great cameos in this movie. If you’re a fan of Pete Davidson, you will be a fan of this movie. If you aren’t a fan, or don’y know who the comic is, […]