Providence, RI – Over the past week there have been reports that several patrons witnessed a Subway Sandwiches employee smile.
“It was the most magnificent thing” stated frequent customer Carl Sims, “I didn’t believe it at first, you only see something like this once in a life time, but I told the woman I wanted a soda with my sandwich and she smiled and politely handed me the cup”.
A large group has gathered outside of the restaurant with the hopes of catching a glimpse of the smiling Subway employee. “It’s just something you never thought you’d see, and in my own home town!” boasted Providence native Linda Bone. At press time, the employee had reportedly gone back to begrudgingly making sandwiches and making no eye contact with customers.