Birmingham, AL- In a horrific Nostradamic tragedy, a new strain of the Ebola virus claimed two victims in Birmingham turning them into brundleflies. Family and close friends of the victims said they could tell that something was wrong for days. In an effort to spread awareness, a list has been compiled of indicators that should be carefully considered:

  1. You randomly start throwing up whitish-green slime on everything before you eat it
  2. You randomly start growing REALLY weird, hard black hairs on your back
  3. Your ear falls off
  4. Your fingernails start to fall off
  5. You randomly are ridiculously strong
  6. You randomly can crawl around effortlessly on walls and ceilings

We asked the leading expert on brundleflies, Dr. Seth Brundle to comment. All he had to say was-