1. You had to read this part twice

2. You can’t find the remote and are stuck watching Telemundo pretending you understand it

3. You just took a break from reading this to make an Eggo waffle

4. You forgot how you got to this page

5. You forgot you were making an Eggo waffle and now it’s cold

6. You are wondering what ever happened to that real cool Batman watch you lost under you sister’s bed when you were a child

7. You don’t care how cold the Eggo waffle is, you’re hungry and eat it anyway

8. You just said “Leggo My Eggo” out loud even though nobody is next to you

9. You’re now wondering how big this universe is

10. You’re now suffering from case of other hand trying to figure out where the Eggo waffle is