1. A real job
2. Women who take them seriously
3. The G-Spot
4. Sasquatch
5. Respect from their parents
6. The “missing link”
7. Invitations to parties
8. Proof that Harry and the Hendersons is actually a documentary
9. A psychiatrist willing to listen to their nonsense
10. A camera that is reliable enough to work during any of their numerous personal encounters with a Sasquatch
