Man Who Named It ‘Lake Titicaca’ Is Honored in Vermont

Burlington, VT – This past Monday, a new statue was put up in Lakeside Park. The statue, standing at 10 feet and 8 inches, is dedicated to the man who founded and named the famous body of water, Lake Titcaca. “I can’t believe we actually got the statute made.” Franky Tompkins told us. “I was […]

Swedish Phish Cover Band Makes a Name for Themselves

Stockholm, SW – A Phish cover band has started to make a name for themselves. After playing the bar and club scene for the past few years, they recently entered an online cover band competition and were chosen as the winners. “It was crazy how much changed for us overnight.” Singer and rhythm guitarist Sven […]

Tom Cruise Comes Out of the Closet; No One is Surprised

Los Angeles, CA – Tom Cruise, famous for movies like ‘Top Gun’ and ‘Jerry Maguire’ made a major announcement recently at a press conference in Santa Monica. “I know this might seem like a huge surprise to everyone, but I am a homosexual.” He told a small group of people while promoting his movie ‘Oblivion.’ […]

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The articles you read on Driftmouse are written mostly by comedian/writers Mikey Weil and Jon Jaffe. They met while they were both working as telemarketers at the same company. Mikey currently resides in Boston and Jon resides in San Luis Obispo. Someday, they will wind up in Los Angeles, writing for late night talk shows […]

R. Kelly Actually Got Trapped in His Closet

Los Angeles, CA – R. Kelly, famous for such songs as “I Believe I Can Fly” and “Ignition (Remix)” got himself into an embarrassing situation last night at his apartment in Los Angeles. The R&B singer, who’s Chicago mansion was bought out by the bank in March, recently found a apartment in California. While adding […]

Willie Nelson Now Smoking Pot for Medicinal Purposes

Los Angeles, CA – Willie Nelson, famous for hit songs like ‘On the Road Again’ and ‘Always On My Mind” now needs marijuana for medicinal purposes. The country singer, famous for his peaceful lifestyle and multiple arrests with cannabis will now have an excuse to indulge in this popular herb. “Nelson is 80, and has […]

Ellen DeGeneres Fractures Wrist While Dancing

Los Angeles, CA – Ellen DeGeneres is a woman of many talents. The Louisiana native started off as a stand-up comedian in the early 1980s. By the 90s, she found her way into movies and eventually wound up with two television shows based off of her life. By the time her second show, The Ellen Show, ended […]

Rapper Found Dead; Cause of Death Non-Gang Related

Miami, FL – DeShawn Smith, aka Lil’ Dawg, was recently found dead while on break from his “Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em” tour. The rapper, most known for his singles “Let’s Stay Up and Party All Night, Because We Are Young and We Can Still Do Things Like This” and “Part E” choked on […]