Kim Jong-un Wants to Destroy America for Ending Jersey Shore

North Korea – The Jersey Shore got cancelled. How did you let your country cancel the greatest show of all time?” Kim Jung-un, leader of North Korea asked  Barack Obama last week. This was not what Obama expected Jung-un to say, especially as his opener. “Now I’d understand if he was upset about Malibu Country […]

Man Wins Lottery; Accidentally Spends Everything on SkyMall

Tulsa, OK – Gary Williams was your typical blue-collar worker. He worked construction during the day, then went home and relaxed in front of the television with a beer or two. However, between these two activities, he always stopped by the local gas station on his way home for a lottery ticket. It didn’t matter […]