Massive Amounts of Marijuana Found at Dr. Seuss’ House

San Diego, CA – It has been a little over 20 years since Theodor Seuss Geisel passed away, but he still lives on. Geisel, also known as Dr. Seuss, is one of the most successful authors. He wrote over 40 children’s books, which are still read these days, and over the past decade, numerous books […]

Homeless Man Wins Lottery; People on His Route Ask Him for Money

Boston, MA – Outside of Fanueil Hall, the heart of Massachusetts’s capital, a middle-aged homeless man asks tourists and Bostonians for spare change. Well, that was up until last week. Randy Smith, a Vietnam veteran originally from the West Coast, bought a Power Ball ticket at the gas station he stood outside of for years. […]

NBC’s New Comedy ‘ADD’ Loses Viewers by Second Episode

Los Angeles, CA – The Fall is back which means pumpkin coffee, scarves, and a bunch of new television pilots trying to pull in money for major networks. Along with the return of somewhat successful shows like ‘Parks and Recreation’ and ‘Parenthood,’ NBC premiered a new comedy last week starring Rainn Wilson and Melissa McCarthy. […]

Haley Joel Osment Finds Six Cents on Street; Gets Way Too Excited

Los Angeles, CA – Haley Joel Osment, a child star famous for playing rolls like Tom Hank’s son in ‘Forrest Gump’ and the young medium in the ‘The Sixth Sense,’ has not been so successful after growing out of his adorable persona that America loved. The twenty-five-year-old California native was arrested a few years back […]

Man Makes Tempur-Pedic Bed out of Free Samples

Manchester, NH – At one point, you’ve probably been at a a mall with a friend who said, “We can probably get enough free samples at the food court and we won’t have to buy lunch.” A man from New Hampshire just took it to another level. Terry Williams, a construction worker in his thirties, […]

Man Wears Yoga Pants in Public; Instantly Gets Arrested

Chicago, IL – This past weekend, a middle-age man put on a pair of yoga pants and left the house to go food shopping. Before he could even reach his car door he was arrested. Robert Brimstone, a lawyer and Chicago native, just wanted to enjoy himself on Sunday. “My wife and daughter both wear […]

Taylor Swift Runs out of Men to Date; Now Dates Women

Los Angeles, CA – Taylor Swift, famous for dating, well every guy under the sun, has now run out of men to date. The singer-songwriter, who has won seven Grammys, has dated celebrities like Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, and John Mayer. She has made numerous magazine covers over her highly public breakups and has written many […]