Kellyanne Conway to Become New Verizon Spokesperson
Washington, D.C. – Kelleyanne Conway is in the news almost as much as Trump these days. From getting trolled by “fans” to being parodied on Saturday Night Live by the talented Kate McKinnon, it’s hard to turn on the television or check Facebook without seeing the New Jersey native’s name. Just earlier today, Conway showed […]
Sinbad Fired After Not Showing up for His Shift at Walmart
Hollywood, CA – Sinbad had it all in the 90s. He was a beloved stand-up comedian, co-starred in films like Jingle All the Way and Good Burger and he even had his own sitcom for a few years. It’s been a tough last few years for David Askins, though. Not only has the Michigan native filed […]
New Bourne Film Just Exterior Shots of Government Buildings
Hollywood, CA – Lucky members of Hollywood and the press attended a private screening of the newest film in the Bourne franchise last night. The sixth film in the series, The Bourne Return, sees Damon back in his original role, trying to avoid the people who made him who he is or whatever the premise of […]
So Damn Heavy – Allegra Jane
Allegra Jane melds classical training with deep hip-hop inspiration to create a neo-soul, R&B sound that is both familiar and completely refreshing. Hailing from New England with immersive experiences studying music in NYC, Germany and West Africa, Jane blends diverse influences to create a sound that former Clipse road manager Sommer McCoy calls “effortlessly soulful”. […]
The Expendables 4: Shipwrecked to Resume Where Cast Last Washed Up
Hollywood, CA – Sequels are pretty much all Hollywood has going for them these days. Whether or not they are good movies, they at least make a lot of money for the film industry. With only two months into this year, sequels in the Underworld, xXx, and Resident Evil film franchise have already hit theaters. Throughout the year, we […]
Local Teen Having Tough Time Masturbating in New Tiny House
Longmont, CO – Tiny homes are one of the biggest trends these days. If you flip through the channels, you’ll see many new shows showcasing this architectural and social movement. Married couples, bachelors, and families are all moving from their normal-sized houses into tiny homes. People are making the move to spend less and live within […]