Mark Wahlberg Anxiously Awaits Next Tragedy
Hollywood, CA – The movie industry is always cashing in on whatever makes them money. It doesn’t matter if it upsets people, if it lines their wallet with more money, than they will green-light anything. Right now, the film industry is making billions of dollars off of prequels, sequels and remakes. It seems the industry […]
Forest Whitaker’s Left Eye to Retire from Acting
Hollywood, CA – Fresh off of the lengthy press tour for the newest Star Wars movie, Forest Whitaker announced on Twitter this morning that his left eye will be retiring from acting. The Texas native is a well known actor and producer, but is most notorious for his eyes. Whitaker has ptosis, which causes a dropping […]
Stay a While
A found footage film about a business man who goes crazy because of the song on his hotel’s television.
The Rolling Stones Release New Single, ‘#Party4Ever’
London, England – The toughest thing about being an artist is that it’s all about supply and demand. A filmmaker has to do a remake or a reboot instead of working on an original project they have been trying to get off the ground for more than a decade. An actor has to act in […]
Historians Believe Jesus Would Have ‘Totally Worn Crocs’
Wenham, MA – Historians have been studying Jesus Christ for thousands of years and they will continue to for thousands more. Whether you believe in Jesus as the son of God or not, there is proof of a man named Jesus with similar attributes. Many different theories exist out there, some including Jesus was dark […]
Steve Buscemi Partners with Kmart to Release New Sweatpant Line
Brooklyn, NY – Steve Buscemi is known for some great things. The Brooklyn native has played some of the most memorable roles in Adam Sandler productions, made most gangsters look like amateurs, and he was even one of the volunteer firefighters to respond to the 9/11 tragedy and help out. At fifty-eight-years-old, the ‘Fargo’ star […]
