Celine Dion’s Heart Still Going on
Montreal, Quebec – On December 19th, 1997 a little movie called Titanic hit theaters all over the world and really introduced the world to the brilliance of James Cameron, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Kate Winslet. The movie tells a fictionalized version of the tragedy of the unsinkable boat’s fate on the night of April 15th, 1912. […]
Dwayne Johnson Collapses on Man, Pinning Him to Hard Place
Hollywood, CA – While Dwayne Johnson may be the nicest guy in Hollywood, his size still makes it so you wouldn’t want to get in his way. And after a recent accident on the set of Disney’s ‘Jungle Cruise,” a PA has found himself in the hospital. Earlier today on the set of Walt Disney […]
Eugene Levy’s Eyebrows Finally Morph Into Butterflies
Hollywood, CA – The time has finally come: Eugene Levy’s eyebrows have turned into butterflies. The Canadian actor has been in front of the camera for almost five decades now and the world has waited in anticipation for this moment since day one. If you’re not sure what you’re reading right now, Eugene Levy is known […]
Sinbad Fired After Not Showing up for His Shift at Walmart
Hollywood, CA – Sinbad had it all in the 90s. He was a beloved stand-up comedian, co-starred in films like Jingle All the Way and Good Burger and he even had his own sitcom for a few years. It’s been a tough last few years for David Askins, though. Not only has the Michigan native filed […]
New Bourne Film Just Exterior Shots of Government Buildings
Hollywood, CA – Lucky members of Hollywood and the press attended a private screening of the newest film in the Bourne franchise last night. The sixth film in the series, The Bourne Return, sees Damon back in his original role, trying to avoid the people who made him who he is or whatever the premise of […]
The Expendables 4: Shipwrecked to Resume Where Cast Last Washed Up
Hollywood, CA – Sequels are pretty much all Hollywood has going for them these days. Whether or not they are good movies, they at least make a lot of money for the film industry. With only two months into this year, sequels in the Underworld, xXx, and Resident Evil film franchise have already hit theaters. Throughout the year, we […]
Beachball at Nickelback Concert Deflates Itself
Nashville, TN – It seems the whole world hates Nickelback, yet the band still manages to top the charts and sell out arenas all over the world. The Canadian rockers released a new single, “Feed the Machine,” last month and followed-up that existent anticipation by announcing a summer tour of the same name. To prepare […]
Naked Cowboy Migrates South for the Winter
Miami, FL – Although this winter is not as harsh as the previous ones, you can always count on birds to migrate south for the winter. Flocks of birds, sometimes in fun shapes, leave the cold for a warmer climate. However, birds aren’t the only creatures that leave the cold for a more desirable season. […]