Congress Put in Time-out by Citizens; Told to Think About What It Did

Washington, D.C. - For the past few years, Congress has really been letting down their people. With the presidential election coming up and not many promising contenders, it would be...

Donald Trump’s Hair Discovered to Be a Tribble; Changes Position on Immigration

New York, NY- In a stunning reversal, presidential candidate Donald Trump completely changed his position on immigration when it was discovered that his hair was, in fact, a tribble. When...

Ben Carson Drops out of Running; Plans to Focus on Building Time Machine to...

Washington, D.C. - Today is a great day for Americans, as one of the worst presidential candidates in history is no longer in the running for our next president....

Santa Calls It Quits after Starbucks Cup Outrage

North Pole - Over the last few days, the country has been a mess as people side over the great debate of the new Starbuck's up. Starbucks, along with...

Bernie Sanders Supporter Goes Whole Day without Mentioning Candidate’s Name

Denver, CO - It's that time of the year again. The time when the presidential election is coming up and everyone around you is arguing politics and attempting to...

Donald Trump Caught Eating at Qdoba

Los Angeles, CA - It seems to be that every time someone in the public eye addresses their hatred towards something, they always get caught with the things they...

Women Now Complaining That $20 Bill Isn’t High Enough for Them

  Washington, DC - Hilary Clinton has been making her way into the news lately for many different reasons. The 2016 presidential candidate is doing a lot to drive the...

Barack Obama Starts Paper Chain to Count down the Days until He Leaves the...

Washington, D.C. - Barack Obama has had quite the struggle as president. He has had to deal with some of the biggest problems our country has seen in quite...

KKK Starts Nationwide Fundraising Bake Sale for Ted Cruz

Tallassee, AL - We've heard a few politicians discuss running for president in the 2016 election. Names that have been mentioned so far have been Jeb Bush, Hilary Clinton,...

Mitt Romney to Put Soda Machines in All Offices if He Wins 2016 Election

Washington, DC - It may only be the beginning of the year, but plans for the 2016 election in November are making great strides. Hilary Clinton, Jeb Bush, and...

Ralph Nader Really Pushing for 6% of Votes in 2016 Election

Washington, D.C. - With the 2016 presidential election coming up, speculations have been brought up that we could be seeing Jeb Bush, Hilary Clinton, and Mitt Romney running for...

Joe Biden Finally Starts Using Big Boy Toilet

Washington, D.C. - It's not news to anyone in this country that Joe Biden is a child. The 47th and current Vice President of the United States has another two...

Barack Obama Admits to Creating Cronut to Distract Americans from Economic Struggles

Washington, DC - Although America recently fell out of first place to Mexico as the fattest country in the world, the country still gets excited over a new food...

Republicans Win in Colorado; Democrats Too High to Make It to the Polls

Denver, CO - The talk of the office today was all about the elections for Senate. People wore stickers to show their pride of their freedom to vote and...

Hollywood to Remake The Mighty; Casts Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman as Stars

Hollywood, CA - It's no surprise when Hollywood announces a remake they're putting together. It seems these days, all we see are remakes, reboots, sequels, and prequels. However, Mirimax...
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