Ellen DeGeneres Fractures Wrist While Dancing

Los Angeles, CA - Ellen DeGeneres is a woman of many talents. The Louisiana native started off as a stand-up comedian in the early 1980s. By the 90s, she...

Rapper Found Dead; Cause of Death Non-Gang Related

Miami, FL - DeShawn Smith, aka Lil' Dawg, was recently found dead while on break from his "Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em" tour. The rapper, most known for his...

Attention Hater Kim Kardashian Reportedly Gives Birth to Child

Los Angeles, CA - In an unexpected twist, Kim Kardashian gave birth to a child earlier today at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The ridiculously private daughter of the late attorney...

It’s Over! No More Useful Domain Names Left on the Internet

Cambridge, MA – At approximately 11:53 PM on Wednesday evening, the last possible and useful domain name on the Internet was purchased. According to staff at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology Center...

Man Goes Distance on Train to Not Have Anyone Sit Next to Him

Beverly, MA - Randall Salsberg is not your average train passenger. Sure he buys the same tickets as everyone else and even rides the same train, however he does...

Richard Branson Plans Flights to Uranus; Generous Donation Given by Seth Rogen

Los Angeles, CA - Before the first Virgin Galatic flight has even taken off, billionaire Richard Branson is already planning another flight to a new destination: Uranus. You might know Branson...

Guy Doesn’t Actually Mind NSA Spying on Him

New York, NY - While almost everyone you know seems to be in an uproar over the recent report that the National Security Agency has been monitoring phone calls...

Kim Jong-un Wants to Destroy America for Ending Jersey Shore

North Korea - The Jersey Shore got cancelled. How did you let your country cancel the greatest show of all time?" Kim Jung-un, leader of North Korea asked  Barack...

Tim Tebow Struck by Lighting; Becomes Average NFL Quarterback

Boston, MA - Amongst horrified onlookers, Tim Tebow was reportedly struck by lightning yesterday. Moments after signing a contract to become the newest New England Patriot, Tebow headed onto the...

Man Wins Lottery; Accidentally Spends Everything on SkyMall

Tulsa, OK - Gary Williams was your typical blue-collar worker. He worked construction during the day, then went home and relaxed in front of the television with a beer...
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